Ironic Guitar Chords

An Dold Gman Dturned ninety-Emeight

He Dwon the lotteGry, and Ddied the next Emday

It's a D black Gfly in Dyour ChardonEmnay

It's a D death row parGdon two Dminutes too Emlate

And isn't it Dironic? G

Don't you Dthink? Em

It's like Drain G on your Dwedding Emday

It's a free Dride G when you've Dalready Empaid

It's the good adDvice G that you Djust didn't Emtake

And Fwho would've Cthought? It figures D

Mr. DPlay-It-GSafe was afDraid to Emfly

He packed his DsuitGcase and kissed his Dkids goodbye G

He waited his Dwhole damn Glife to Dtake that Emflight

And as the Dplane crashed Gdown

He thought, "Well, Disn't this Emnice?"

And isn't it Dironic? G

Don't you Dthink? Em

It's like Drain G on your Dwedding Emday

It's a free Dride G when you've Dalready Empaid

It's the good adDvice G that you Djust didn't Emtake

And Fwho would've Cthought? It figures D

Well, Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up Don you

When you think everyDthing's okay and Cmaj7everything's going right D

And Cmaj7life has a funny way of helping you Dout

When you think Deverything's gone wrong

And Cmaj7everything blows up in your face D

It's a Dtraffic Gjam when you're Dalready Emlate

A "No Dsmoking" Gsign on your Dcigarette Embreak

It's like Dten thousand Gspoons when all you Dneed is a Emknife

It's Dmeeting the man of my Gdreams

And then Dmeeting his beautiEmful wife

And isn't it Dironic? G

Don't you Dthink? Em

A little too  Dironic G

And yeah, I Dreally do Emthink

It's like Drain G on your Dwedding Emday

It's a free Dride G when you've Dalready Empaid

It's the good adDvice G that you Djust didn't Emtake

And Fwho would've Cthought? It figures D

And yeah, Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up on Dyou

And Cmaj7life has a funny, funny way D of helping you Cmaj7out

Helping you Cmaj7out